Selected Transformer curse words
If you do not like these words, then I do not know what to say....
assorted bits of human anatomy, especially the one you sit on. Most are real mechanical or electronic terms, and also presumably real parts of Transformer anatomy. A few are also the names of Transformers.
Selected ones as examples:
"Blow it out your actuator, three-face."
Afterburner
"Say uncle, or I'll shove your nose in your afterburner!"
"Now, let's kick afterburners!"
"Kiss your afterburners goodbye, Decepticon slime!!"
Bearings
"Thus guy's got bearings of chrome steel."
Boron Compressor
"We were brilliant in battle, Megatron. The
Dinobots overwhelmed us with sheer brute force!"
"Brilliant, my boron
compressor!"
Command module
"Stick it in your command module, eight-eyes."
Crankcase
"Sorry about yankin' your crankcase."
"Aw, go ding your diodes and get defunct, Megatron. I'm not helping you do zilch."
"Me Grimlock here again, Optimus Prime, to pull your diodes out of laser fire."
"Chumley,
you're one royal pain in the diode."
"I'll rip you to pieces with my bare claws, tear out your circuits with my teeth, and spit your diodes back at you!"
"Have you blown a diode?! I'm trying to work here!"
Drivetrain
"All right, we're heading back to the plant. I'll alert Ratchet he's got some repairs to do. Including a full diagnostic on your drivetrain."
"Tell Megatron to blow it out his exhaust port. We're having a demolition derby."
Fan-belt
"Optimus! Elita-1! Get your fan belts in gear!"
Gear Box
"What's with you two? [Gestures toward pants area.] Is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?"
"So, Sentinel Prime, take your order, and your condescending attitude, and stick 'em in your hard drive! You're on my turf now!"
Lugnuts
"The other equipment has been salvaged, but you took the
alien
Transmetal driver. Where is it?"
"Gone. Ain't that a kick in the lugnuts?"
Magna Fuses
"Kiss your magna fuses goodbye, Autobots!"
"I've got a plan, if all of you have the cast-iron manifolds for it."
"I don't like the idea of Megatron getting the
antimatter formula. He
can't be trusted!"
"Sure can't, manifold-mouth!"
Nodes
"Way to go, numb nodes!"
Piston Rod
"We wanted to thank you for all that extra punishment, piston rod!"
"Don't just stand there with your pistons in your servos!"
Reactor Linkage
"I repeat, Decepticons—surrender, or face the consequences!"
"Yeah, and we repeat—go stuff it up your reactor linkage!"
Skidplate
"Yeah? And you can just kiss my skidplate, fearless leader. 'Cause I ain't goin' out there and gettin' my pelt punctured!"
"You know me, I can't resist the upgrades."
"And you know me, Masterson. I can't resist kicking your skidplate!"
Solenoid
"That's 'cause we kicked their sorry solenoids!"
"The Elite Guard has done nothing but bust our solenoids since they got here!"
Strut
"Strutless cowards!"
Tailpipe
"Now they've got their tailpipes between their legs!"
"Hey, if you took that broomstick out of your tailpipe every once in a while, you might have some fun for a change!"
"Jetstorm! Get your tailpipe over here! I need back up!"
"Whoa! What crawled up your tailpipe?"
Thruster
"Fine. Whatever makes you a happy Decepticon. Just watch your rear thruster."
Transistor
"If you guys don't give me my circuit back, I'm gonna start kickin' transistor!"
"We are in deep transistor parts!"
Turbocharger
"I'm goin', too. I'm gonna boot some Decepticon right in his turbocharger."
More Curse Words
Frag was a curse used by Transformers.
Scrap was a Transformer phrase which refered to damaged or demolished equipment. To refer to someone as scrap or scrapmetal was a powerful insult.
Slag is an expletive sometimes used by Transformers. First used in the episode The Return of Optimus Prime, Part 2 of the original series (Galvatron to the hateplague-infected Cyclonus: "Die, you worthless piece of slag!", right before he became infected himself), and later on Beast Wars, it has caught on in most subsequent series. Slag is one of the most versatile words in the Cybertronian Vernacular.
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